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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:21 am    Post subject: Tarmac in a bar Reply with quote

Two pieces of black tarmac were in a bar. One had white lines all over it and said, "I'm well 'ard, I am. I'm a piece of the A1 and I'm 10 metres wide. I have hundreds of lorries running over me all day. I never wear out and I'm hard as nails." The other one said, "Well, I'm harder than you. I am a piece of the M4. I have white lines and yellow cats-eyes and I'm 20 metres wide. I have thousands of lorries passing over me day and night, and I never wear out either. I'm harder than nails and I can punch your f*cking lights out."

"Easy, boys," says the barman. "You don't want him to hear." He pointed to a small piece of green tarmac sitting in the corner. "He could take either of you on and eat you for breakfast."

"What!!!" says the M4. "He's only 5 metres wide and painted a poofy green colour. What makes you think he could take us on?"

"Shhh. Careful," says the barman. "He's a cyclepath."
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

very good
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