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The Old Man and His Wife

 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:45 am    Post subject: The Old Man and His Wife Reply with quote

An old man is visiting his wife in hospital. She has been very ill, and is in a coma. She hasn't regained consciousness for three weeks and the doctors are not hopeful. The doctor takes the old man to one side.

"Listen, Mr Jones. Your wife has been in a coma for three weeks and we think she may never recover." The old man sobs: "Doc, I understand that, but isn't there anything you can do?"

"Well," says the medic, "one of the nurses noticed that, as she was giving your wife a bed-bath yesterday, she let the end of the damp flannel trail across your wife's private parts. As she did so, she noticed that your wife seemed to blink and move a little in the bed. Perhaps it reminded her of something. I wonder ..."

"Yes?" said the man. "Anything I could do to bring my lovely wife back to me?"

"Well," said the doctor. "I wonder if we gave you two a bit of privacy for a few minutes, if a little oral sex might have some effect."

"Sure," said the man. "I'll try anything at all."

So they pull the curtains round the bed, and the medical staff retire to a discreet distance for a while. After quarter of an hour or so, they return, the doctor coughs, and they pull the curtains back. The wife is lying lifeless in the bed, the monitor is emitting a steady tone, and the old man has tears running down his wrinkled face.

"It's no good," he said. "I tried, but I think I have choked her."
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL
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