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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 22:04 pm    Post subject: Doncaster police Reply with quote

Two men are driving through Donny when they get pulled over by a Traffic Cop. The cop walks up and taps on the
Window with his Baton. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacks him in the head with the Baton.

"What the hell was that for," the driver asks.

"You're in Donny you 'Git'," the copper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your documents ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, Officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."

The copper runs a check on the man's paperwork -- he's clean -- and gives the man his license back.

The Traffic Cop THEN walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! The copper smacks HIM on the head with the Baton as well.

"What'd the Fcuk you do that for," the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the copper.

"Making WHAT wish come true," the passenger asks.

"Because I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your mate and say, 'I wish that BUMHOLE would've tried that sh!t with me!'"
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 22:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Been to Donny - that's just routine there. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Question Question Question


anyway . . .


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL

That was good....
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