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Man of the house

 
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Parker
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 19:19 pm    Post subject: Man of the house Reply with quote

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
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> "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
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> He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
> need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
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> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
> my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
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> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
> kind of sex that I want.
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> Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash
> my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
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> Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
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> Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
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> The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahaha now that is right..... Wink
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