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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 22:00 pm    Post subject: A dream job Reply with quote

Durex Vacancy
A fellow goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery And offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the interviewee.

"Well", says the foreman, "You have to check one in a hundred", and proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the Production line, stretches it, holds it up to the Lights.

Then places it over his p***s and calls the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over. The foreman gives her a good rogering. After he's finished he removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes. "Easy as that", he says.

"When do I start?" Asks the fellow, unable to believe his luck.

"Monday, 8:00 sharp!"

Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. Anyway, the production line starts up and the fellow faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambos, (lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort).

He picks up the 101st, stretches it and holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masturbate him.

Rather startled and confused, the fellow just looks at the secretary Who says... "Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand."
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 22:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good!

I saw a different ending coming - where the guy turns up for work, the 100th condom is produced, and the supervisor says OK, trousers off and bend over.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

brilliant !!!

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btw do you know that there is a job in pornography named
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tits teaser Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


and guess what this employee has to do !!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont know Theo give us a clue...... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theo wrote:
btw do you know that there is a job in pornography named
.... tits teaser


Is that the same for the females as the fluffer is for the males?
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