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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 19:52 pm    Post subject: The afterlife.... Reply with quote

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the

other of the afterlife.



Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.



After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he

made contact, "Mary. Mary."



"Is that you, Fred?"



"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."



"What's it like?"



"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the

golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, And then I have sex twice.





I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.



After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The



next day it starts again."











Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."













"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk ."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 20:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good.Heard a story from a teacher about a little girl who was doing a religion lesson in one of her bits of work she stated that there probably wasnt a God otherwise he would not have sent the tiramasoo.This was just after tghe xmass b4 last.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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