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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 13:44 pm    Post subject: Light bulb favourites Reply with quote

There are millions of these, I know. These are a couple of my personal favourites.

How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. It just does, OK?

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. He holds the bulb, and the world turns round him.

How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: one to change the bulb, one to carry a protest banner about it, and one to write a song about how good the old one was.

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: one to change the bulb, one not to change the bulb, and one to neither change nor not change it.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, the other to hold the penis, er, I mean ladder.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-coloured machine tools.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. And it's not funny.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One ... two ... one, two three, FOUR ...

Does anyone have any more that we haven't heard?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 18:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I havent but it would be great if anyone could offer some more.....
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