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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 22:13 pm    Post subject: Is this you????? Reply with quote

SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 40 (not that I would know)
>
>1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".
>
>2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going
>clubbing the night before.
>
>3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start
>dreaming of having a son who might instead.
>
>4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property
>section.
>
>5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.
>
>6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to
>park.
>
>7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them
>because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.
>
>8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
>
>9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of
>the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving
>Properties of most of the things that are in it.
>
>10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
>
>11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to
>buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.
>
>12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace
>And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for
>your children.
>
>13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
>
>14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really
>nice half-bottle of house red.
>
>15. You always have enough milk in.
>
>16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go
>clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the
>mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.
>
>17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time
>Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.
>
>18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
>
>19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.
>
>20. You wish you had a shed.
>
>21. You have a shed.
>
>22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that
>anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not
>in my day..."
>
>23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has
>some really interesting guests on.
>
>24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus,
>You tut at rowdy school children.
>
>25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.
>
>26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me?"
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 22:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Is this you????? Reply with quote

Lady P wrote:
>5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.


<snort>
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 22:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Is this you????? Reply with quote

black dog wrote:
Lady P wrote:
>5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.


<snort>


I hope the snort was in disgust and not the talc again...... Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 22:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Is this you????? Reply with quote

Lady P wrote:
black dog wrote:
Lady P wrote:
>5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.


<snort>


I hope the snort was in disgust and not the talc again...... Shocked


No, just realised that I am turning into my Dad.

Talc? Wassat? Laughing
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