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Parker
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 0:38 am    Post subject: Male or Female Reply with quote

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes
a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often
over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their a**e
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently
getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the
weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly
changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he
just keeps trying
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL
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Joined: 11 Jan 2007
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Location: West Wales, UK

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:07 am    Post subject: Re: Male or Female Reply with quote

Parker wrote:
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


Excellent.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 20:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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