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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 19:58 pm    Post subject: good ole Frank Reply with quote

Good old Frank!!!
>
>
> A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
>
> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just
> like Frank."
>
> Passenger: "Who?"
>
> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
> Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to
> Frank Feldman every single time."
>
> Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
>
> Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
> the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an
> opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard
> him play the piano. He was an amazing guy"
>
> Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"
>
> Cabbie: "There's more, He had a memory like a computer. Could remember
> everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and
> which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change
> a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do
> everything right."
>
> Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
>
> Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
> traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank,
> he never made a mistake"
>
> Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."
>
> Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good
> and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing
> was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too, he was the perfect man!
> He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
>
> Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
>
> Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."
>
> Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
>
> Cabbie: "I married his f*cking widow."
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 13:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Excellent. And true.
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