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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 18:08 pm    Post subject: mums know best.... Reply with quote

Subject: Fw: The Frying Pan.
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>>>>A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner,
>>>>during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
>>>>notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had
>>>>long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
>>>>this only made her more curious. Over the course of the
>>>>evening, while watching the two interact, she started to
>>>>wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than
>>>>met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I
>>>>know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I
>>>>are just flatmates".
>>>>About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since
>>>>your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
>>>>frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I
>>>>doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So
>>>>he sat down and wrote:
>>>>DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING
>>>>PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE
>>>>THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN
>>>>MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
>>>>LOVE PAUL
>>>>Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother
>>>>which read:
>>>>DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND
>>>>I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE
>>>>FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE
>>>>WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
>>>>LOVE MUM
>>>>Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS,
>>>>ALWAYS FINDS OUT)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 22:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 23:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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